I would like to begin this humpday post,
By describing an annoyance that I hate the most.
This "getting older" concept while nature's plan
Makes me feel like an old woman.
A crick in the neck, a twinge in the spine
Whatever happened to feeling just fine?
I curse you old age, and spit in your eye,
You won't get me down or get me to cry.
In truth, I'm a child in spite of your tries,
So go off and bother some other young lass,
Because this one is ready to go kick some ass!
Yes I'm aware I'm in my twenties, but I woke up with a stiff neck and I'm feeling grumpy about it.